Sezonul in care infloresc lepseleee :) Asta e de la Catalin, care nu a putut-o  lua in serios pentru ca atenta la masculinitate si deci de imaginea de candidat la RBF 2010 :) Si in acelasi timp de la copilAndra . Si pentru ca nu prea primesc de la 2 persoane aceeasi leapsa, o sa fac o parte serioasa si una neserioasa… here goes:

If I were a month, I would be 
August, warm and warm:D | January because i’d depress everyone >:)
If I were a day of the week, I would be 
Friday, when nobody really expects anything from you / Sunday evening, when everybody’s cursing and bringing up body parts
If I were a time of day, I would be
 6 AM because I would be asleep./ 6 AM when the alarm goes off
If I were a sea animal, I would be 
a tortoise, because I’d definitely look like I didn’t belong there / An electric eel, for obvious coolness reasons
If I were a direction, I would be 
North-East, aka arrow pointing forward and up / right round baby right round, like a record baby right round round round – aka going nowhere
If I were a virtue, I would be 
beauty, because it’d be totally vain./ diplomacy :)) (it is too a virtue!)
If I were a historical figure I would be 
Gandhi. / Alexander the Great, did he kick some ass or what
If I were a planet, I would be 
Saturn (duuude, the rings) / Earth, because I am a masochist
If I were a liquid, I would be 
orange juice. Or some sort of booze./ saltwater. take THAT, cars
If I were a stone, I would be
 marble (shiny!) / a big one in the middle of the road.
If I were a bird, I would be 
a colibri, people would be fascinated by me and I could slap them in an 8-shape :)) / a dodo bird – big, stupid and extinct

If I were a flower/plant, I would be
a magnolia / some weird mushroom you wouldn’t like to touch
If I were a kind of weather, I would be
hot, sunny and rainy :) / munsoon season on your holiday.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be 
a violin or  a piano…Can’t decide, how ’bout a combination ?:)) / bongos.

If I were an emotion, I would be 
insecurity? / annoyance
If I were a sound, I would be 
the sound of raindrops hitting… [anything but metal] / nails on the blackboard. Classic
If I were an element, I would be 
water   /  Chuck Norris

If I were a song, I would be
 this one (sooo relaxing)  /  Love and Marriage (Sinatra)
If I were a movie, I would be 
Magnolia./ Napoleon Dynamite, sooo annoying and stupid
If I were a tv-series, I would be 
Seinfeld, obviously, except I’d have the length of “Days of our lives”:)) / Days of our lives, ’cause all the original fans die before I do
If I were a book, I would stay away from 
dusty book cases. I’d much rather travel and be in many people’s hands and minds./ the toilet… better safe than…you know.
If I were a fictional character, I would be 
Superman! / George Costanza or Groundskeeper Willie

If I were a food, I would be 
chocolate or mayonnaise – so  loved, so loathed :)) / ditto, get fat ya fat bastards
If I were a city, I would be 
Paris – too pretty… / Cuca Macaii sau Cucuietii din deal, the most famous cities evah.
If I were a taste, I would be 
sweet&sour / hot, chilli-hot
If I were a scent, I would be 
fresh, a little fruity, a little flowery, and spicy. / oh, you don’t want to know :)
If I were a colour, I would be 
green (this year) / peach, or champagne or something
If I were a fabric, I would be 
silk (love it) / wool. itchy.

If I were a word, I would be 
“I” (mu-ha-haaa) / mu-ha-haa.
If I were a body part, I would be 
a (green) eye :))  / that finger.
If I were a facial expression, I would be 
arrogance / yeah, arrogance, perfect
If I were a subject in school, I would be
some-language-class / math, chemistry and physics. combined.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be 
Lisa Simpson / Bart, duh.
If I were a shape, I would be 
round, like a bubble. / pointy
If I were a number, I would be 
1. / ∞
If I were a car, I would be a
 Lexus Hybrid (Ha!) / Dacia 1310, tuned.  Street Menace
If I were an item of clothing, I would be 
a guy’s striped, casual shirt. (what?!)  / sock. ONE sock.

Mai departe catre Misses Parker, Andrei (pentru ca-s curioasa, de-aia :P) si lista ramane deschisa, as always :) Cu caracter optional si fara limita de timp, desigur. (Voi scrieti numai cate un raspuns la fiecare, asa e jucaria originala)